Safety first: I made sure to cook any Mexicans and Victorians thoroughly, because you know, you need to get to 70 degrees to get rid of the swine flu.

Also, if you can only eat halal meat, I recommend Palestinians. After all, their slaughter is usually accompanied with the words "in the name of God".

Asia
Japan:
Generally have a fishy smell. Delicate little things but ridiculously overpriced. I know they're fed whale meat but where was the blubber I was anticipating? Disappointing.
Recommend the Sumo dumplings.
Lolita girls on the side - little bones added an excellent crunch, but a most dangerous meal. Keep in mind the health warnings of artificial enhancers, for which Lolita wings are especially loaded with. Make sure you wash them thoroughly - squeeze the eyes and you'll get something like squid ink. But don't be fooled and try to eat it - mascara tastes disgusting. Also, beware of circle lenses getting stuck in your throat.

Americas
United States:
During these times of recession, it's especially important to get value for your money. It only seems fair that the country which is singlehandedly caused such lean times to lead by example. Certainly, the average American is excellent value for money. As you know, you would usually need oil to cook a dish - but no, for this one, the fat which comes with the meat is more than enough too cook it. In fact, you might end up deep frying it. They are, after all, renowned for their fast food. Not suggested for those on a diet.
Also, crack open the skull and you'll find a delightful little nut. They're very small, but they taste like peanut butter. This dish is especially popular in the Middle East.

Africa
Sudan
There has been a surge in stocks thanks to the Darfur crisis, though I only recommend them as snacks - the meat is very lean, but their bones do have crunch. But my daughter, who is on a diet, recommends them heartily.

The Zimbabweans are also coming into season.

Europe
England
This meal is most satisfying if you caught and slaughtered it yourself. No feeling is more gratifying that shutting up a babbling Englishman (for it will be babbling even until its death when your gun is in its mouth). There are many ways of killing an Englishman such as by defeating his cricket team; intoxicating it with beer (though it usually does this on its own); torturing it by making it listen to its own voice (or Jamie Oliver); and shoving a cricket bat up its arse (but there's probably a stick up there already).

But when the killing is done, unfortunately you usually have to eat it. The meat is quite bland but you could fry it, put some salt on it, and disguise it as fish in fish and chips. Don't go near the brain though - it's full of shit.

Oceania
Australia
Pre marinated in beer, the Australian is best cooked as they advocate: on the 'barbie'. I suggest you peel the skin off - it's usually already overcooked, brown and leathery when you receive it anyway. Although the Aussies live on an island - don't be fooled, if you're looking for seafood go for the Japanese. This is mini America on a stick - so again, those on a diet best steer clear.

But an added bonus (like that with the English), is the gratification of hunting the elusive bogan. There is a huge market for the bogan, not because of the demand, but the sheer number of hunters who find it demeaning to even eat bogan meat. Indeed these bogans are cheats until the end. They did not 'have balls' as they had claimed. Down there, the only difference between male and female is that the cook must spend more time plucking  the female.

But while you might not like to eat their meat, their white skin with red spots do make for interesting car seats. Also, interestingly, their head fluid tastes entirely like beer. And who knows - once every few heads you mind find a bean floating around.

Antarctica
Eat penguins? That's so sick! What inhumane bastard would do that?

A note for those who haven't noticed:
This is not mocking the people of the world, but rather their stereotypes.
It's very offensive, but that's only because the stereotypes are very offensive.